ao is an elbitron (half hobbit half elf half robot) minstrel on meneldor. he has the willpower of a donkey but smells really nice from sleeping on a bed made of rose petals every night in his hometown (classified). he doesn't know how old he is because his birthday is tattooed on his elbow. once he asked another hobbit to tell him how old the tattoo said he was. the hobbit looked at the tattoo and began to laugh so hard that he couldn't stop and never spoke again (cursed)...finally, ao found a reflecting pool and made out something that looked like "loot a ma i" and just couldn't figure out the language or who could translate it. so the whole age thing (third age shmird age blah blah blah) just flew over his head. ao likes peanut butter on white-toast, the rain on thursdays, leaves shaped like the letter “J”, roads, words that begin with the letter "J" (his pet goldfish is named Jojo the monkey-boy), playing drums for people while in combat to show that he can keep a beat with the best of them hobbitz, hot cocoa with sugar cookies, and frog-gigging in the swamp with his buddy earlwynaenwynwyn-tookietonwwyn-don on moonlit nights. ao is proficient at absolutely everything and can constantly be heard saying to himself "why am i so AMAZING?" someday ao hopes to start his own juice cart business selling auroch horn health drinks at stops along the road to vitamin-deficient dwarves and men. the money he makes doing that will be donated to the squirrels of the shire who are desperately in need of nuts. carry on.
Edit: omg i 4got the picture!!!
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