I could just come up with a name, but where'd the fun in that? Let me tell you all alittle of the guild backstory.
So we have the Dark Elf, Kyrus (Yeah, that's gonna be me) and he's worked his way up through the ranks as any good druchii should. Lots of murder and betrayal, sending other dark elves to their doom in battle, killing kids that look too tough in the streets, just working his way up the corporate ladder. Well he's in good with Malekith, almost close enough to backstab the turd, when Malekith has his brilliant plan to take back their homelands from the High Elves. Bugger, delay to his plan to take Malekith out, but some fun killing High Elves. It's a toss up, so Kyrus listens to the plan.
Kyrus accompanies a party to go and bring back a "great" Orc Warboss, which is only good because he gets to kill some orcs and trips up one Druchii brethern and shoves him off a cliff, oops. It's okay, Kyrus didn't like him much. So it made for a fun trip, and they bag a big smelly Orc and a smaller smellier Goblin. They bring them back which should be fun, the big Orc would make a fun slave, or better a sacrifice to Khaine. But no, Malekith in his infinite wisdom (much sarcasm) makes them more powerful and lets them go. Kyrus definitely thinks his first plan to kill Malekith was the better, but now it's going to have to include popping his right eye (why the right? we may never know).
Okay so when Chaos invades from the North into the Empire, Karl Franz (sissy name) will have to call for the aid of the pansy dwarves. But the pansies will be fighting these really tough orcs so they will decline. So Karlette Francis will have to call for the aid of the even pansier (pansier is a word, right?) High Elf scum of the universe, wouldn't feed them crap from a Cold One, girly looking guys. And then we sneak in and take back our homeland.
Now Kyrus is really pissed. If the lesser then Orc poop High Elves are off playing patty-cake with Karl and his holy rollers, who will he kill? The idea is stupid and has minimized bloodshed. Malekith is just about turning into a high elf too. Killing with a plan is a lot like work, and killing is supposed to be fun. Maybe Malekith is hoping Kyrus will kill himself since he's taking all the joy from life.
Well, the other day as Kyrus was disemboweling one of his slaves, he had a brilliant idea. He enjoyed the idea so much he gave the slave's head to the Druchii children to kick around in the street. He would gather all the Druchii together that still remember when killing was fun, and they would seek out Greenskins and Chaos that just want to kill because it's a hoot. And they would ally and kill everyone...hmmm not quite good enough...
EEEEVVVEEERYONE!!!!!
Yes, in the heat of all that was going on they could slip in and drain the lives of everything moving, especially butterflies, oh how he hates butterflies. Kyrus smiled for the first time in probably about 100 years.
So there ya have it. Kyrus needs a Guild name. So, post name ideas here and I will pick through for like the 5 best. Then I will let everyone vote for the name used. And then everyone who is going to play WAR, and remembers back when killing was fun and not work will have a home. We can all go and join one server and kill everything, OH JOY!
But wait Osy...I want to play a good guy. I can hear it now, and that's fine. I am planning to also do a guild of all the same people on another server of nothing but Witch Hunters and Warrior Priests trying to cleanse the land with Holy Fire
So being in the Army of Destruction Guild automatically get's you in the other guild. They will both have websites and I'll most likely be setting up a Vent Server too.
Tell us about the Good Guy Guild...ugh, I know you're asking. It'll be lead by Solomon Brandt (also me) and is called The Inquisition. I'll even let Brandt explain the guild.
"For too long have the peoples of the Empire tarried and turned their backs on Faith and on Sigmar. Now whilst we are riddled with plague, verminous heretics invade from the North. Our great Karl Franz, he too turns from the Church and calls the aid of the Dwarves and Elves. Sigmar pledged our aid to the dwarves, not the other way around! The lesser should not be aiding the better!
And we are just as much to blame my brothers and sisters. We, who have long put aside the cleansing fire to try to aid with word alone. Word can never speak as loud as action! It is time for us to reignite the flame of truth and cleanse this wretchedness from our lands! It is time for us to bring the confessions and offer salvations to those who have drifted so far from what is right! It is time for us to burn down the heretics with such fervor that they understand what it is to fear the Divine!
We shall reap the evil from the land, or will shall leave them nothing but ashes to claim as victory!"
~ Grand Inquisitor - Witch Hunter - Solomon Brandt
And there ya have it...so let's get some Guild Names rolling in
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